Double Dummy Corner

Problem 515

composed by Hugh Darwen, 1973

 DR6 (?) ♠ none ♥ KQJ1032 ♦ 10854 ♣ K32 ♠ none ♥ none ♦ K976 ♣ AQJ987654 ♠ KQJ10987 ♥ 987654 ♦ none ♣ none ♠ A65432 ♥ A ♦ AQJ32 ♣ 10

South to make five diamonds against any lead by West.

As I have reused this problem (slightly revised) as Competition Problem 165c, where you can find the solution, I no longer invite solutions to it.

After my collaboration with Victor Mollo on my book Bridge Magic (1973) he several times asked me for double dummy compositions to use in his annual "Walpurgis Night" articles.  This was one of those and it first appeared in his column in the London Evening Standard on May 1st, (Walpurgis Night) in 1973.  Mollo later reused it in his regular Bridge Magazine column, in the May 1977 issue, reproduced below.  The problem is the last of the three deals described.

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THE HOG DEFIES THE DEVIL

"THE devil's getting old," scoffed the Hideous Hog. "He's not what he used to be in my young days. As for his girlfriends. . ."        A deprecatory gesture rounded off the sentence.

We were discussing the strange events of the night before, Walpurgis, when according to ancient lore, the witches ride out on broomsticks for a tryst with their master, the devil.

April 30th is by tradition gala night at the Griffins. The Witches' Sabbath always presents a challenge, bringing with it a sense of danger and excitement. As night falls and the cards dance to the devil's tune there's a shock for someone on every deal. And so it was this time.

The overture was a hand starring Walter the Walrus, the club's premier exponent of the point-count. A retired accountant from earliest youth, the Walrus is dedicated to figures and firmly believes that it is more honourable to go down with points to spare than to bring home a flimsy contract on suspect values. As he sorted his hand, there was a flash of lightning in the still night sky, then peals of thunder, drawing nearer and nearer. With Oscar the Owl, our Senior Kibitzer, I sat down between the Hog and the Walrus, who picked up: Q109 KJ KQ AKQJ109.

I was wondering whether, after opening two clubs, he would rebid three clubs or three no-trumps, when the Rueful Rabbit, who dealt as West, put an end to all speculations by opening one spade.

 West North East South R.R. T. T. H.H W. W. 1 ♠ No 1 NT Dble. 2 ♥ No No 2 NT No No Dble.

Fearing, no doubt, that opponents might have a cheap save in hearts, the Walrus cautiously refrained from redoubling. Why paint the lily?

Rightly interpreting the double as a command for a spade lead, the Rabbit played the six of spades to the Hog's king of spades. The ten of hearts came back. This was the deal in full.

♠ 8
632

96543

♣ 5432

♠ AJ7654                                              ♠ K32
AQ875                                               1094
2                                                         AJ1087
♣ 6                                                       ♣ 87

♠ Q109

KJ

KQ

♣ AKQJ109

After the two top hearts the Rabbit played a third one to the Hog's nine of hearts. A spade came back, followed by an avalanche of spades and hearts. When the last one glided across the green baize the Walrus remained with three cards-the king and queen of diamonds and the ace of clubs. Which should he throw? After detaching and replacing each one in turn, he finally let go the ace of clubs and much to his surprise R.R. scored the penultimate trick with the six of clubs. The ace of diamonds followed. "Curious hand," observed O.O., "the only card in the club suit to win a trick was the six."

An owl hooted jubilantly from a tree in the garden.

The Walrus was spluttering in­dignantly. "Their 19 points made thirteen tricks, my 21 made none. I am no egalitarian, but such flagrant injustice is an affront to the laws of the universe." On the next deal H.H. became declarer, so for the sake of con­venience I make him South on the diagram below.

Love all; dealer South.

North

732
A932
A87
742

South

AK5
K
QJ1052
AK65

 South West North East HH. W. W. R.R. T. T. 1 ♦ 2 NT 3 ♦ No 3 ♥ No 4 ♦ No 5 ♦

Over one diamond W.W.'s two no-trumps showed the other minor and spades. Over one club the two­suiter would have been in diamonds and hearts.

On any other night the Hog would have boldly bid three no-trumps, but with sinister forces abroad it was too dangerous. And so the easy game in no-trumps was missed, the first round going to the powers of darkness.

Feeling in his bones that the cards would be bewitched, the Hog nearly passed four diamonds. Then his nature rebelled. Was he, H.H., to defer to the devil's minions? Perish the thought. Satan might be a name to conjure with in the nether regions, but when it came to bridge the Hog would soon show him who was master.

A gust of wind broke in harshly on W.W.'s thoughts as he debated which card to play. With an eerie cry a bat hit the rattling window­pane, startling the Walrus, and suddenly the king of diamonds fell out of his hand. The opening lead had been made for him.

Looking at the two hands the contract appeared to depend on the trump finesse. The ace of diamonds was, however the only entry to the ace of hearts. If the Hog went up with the ace of diamonds, the ace of hearts would be dead. If he ducked he would have a trump loser and, at best, ten tricks.

After some thought, the Hog played low from dummy, following with the five of diamonds from his hand. What he lost on the swings he would gain on the roundabouts and there was a distinct possibility on the bidding that the king of diamonds was bare, in which case a trump loser was in any case inevitable.

A junior kibitzer, unaccustomed to watching bridge for high stakes, came over nervously to join us. Oscar put him in the picture.

"Declarer has only ten tricks," he explained, "but West has adver­tised length in both black suits, so he may be vulnerable to a squeeze.

"One of the ace-kings is played off," pursued O.O., "and the menace card in that suit is now in dummy. Declarer plays off his winners and er..."

"But surely, sir," interjected the J.K., "the squeeze card must come from dummy and if declarer plays off his winners he will end up in his hand."

Having no answer, 0.0. tried to look inscrutable.

The faint sound of a mocking chuckle came from somewhere near the chandelier.

At Trick 2 the Walrus led the queen of spades. Had he had another trump he would have doubtless played it, so the king of diamonds was surely a singleton.

The Hog won with the ace of spades and cashed the king of hearts. As the Walrus followed with the ten of hearts, the Hog's eyes narrowed a fraction. At Trick 4 he overtook the ten of diamonds with dummy's ace and led a low heart, ruffing with the knave of diamonds. When the Walrus dropped the queen of hearts, the Hog's lips curved contemptuously in a sneer.

At this point, every card was marked, this being the full deal:

♠ 732

A932

A87

♣ 742

♠ QJ1098                                              ♠ 64
Q10                                                   J87654
K                                                       9643
♣ QJ1098                                              ♣ 3

♠ AK5

K

QJ1052

♣ AK65

Watching Timothy the Toucan intently, the Hog laid down the king of spades, then the ace of clubs. When neither was ruffed, he gave a triumphant whoop, and after cashing the queen of diamonds, swished the two of diamonds across the table, almost into the Toucan's lap. It was quite a while before he realised that the trick was his.

The inevitable heart return into dummy's tenace inexorably squeezed the Walrus. The Hog threw a spade and a club from the closed hand, but the Walrus couldn't retain both a spade and a guard in clubs. He let go a club and the Hog's six of clubs scored the eleventh trick.

"A fateful card, that six of clubs," observed 0.0. "It looked as if the contract hinged on not losing a trump. Declarer lost two and made it. Very odd."

"Witchcraft!" scoffed the Hog. "I wonder who cast that spell. Some beardless young witch still serving her novitiate, I bet. Fancy over­looking that two of diamonds. All she had to do was to give it to East. Though mind you," he added as an afterthought, "that Toucan would have probably thrown it away at Trick 1. Toucans and their like don't deserve deuces."

Two misdeals were followed by a throw-in. Expecting the unexpected, no one dared to open the bidding without something to spare.

As Timothy the Toucan dealt the next hand the temperature dropped and the roses on the mantelpiece suddenly withered, shedding their petals.

With Oscar I walked round the table to see all four hands.

♠ None

KQJ1032

10854

♣ K32

♠ None                                                  ♠ KQJ10987
None                                                 987654
K976                                                  None
♣ AQJ987654                                        ♣ None

♠ A65432

A

AQJ32

♣10

"Curious hand," observed 0.0. "Whoever ends up as declarer will find the cards stacked against him. West, despite his near-solid nine­card suit and well-placed king of diamonds, can't make even three clubs. North can't make three hearts. East may just about make one spade. And what can South make?"

Oscar didn't have long to wait for the answer.

West     North    East      South

W W.    R.R.      T. T.     HH.

-          -           3         3 NT

4        4      Dble.    5

Dble.

The Hog's three no-trumps was certainly foolhardy, but there was good sense in his bid of five diamonds. The Rabbit couldn't have a spade, and since he hadn't doubled four clubs, he was marked with at least three diamonds, probably four and maybe even five.

Having doubled in a rage-what else could he do when his nine-card suit was so cavalierly brushed aside? -the Walrus led the ace of clubs, then the queen of clubs. When the Toucan showed out at Trick 1 every card came into view. Admittedly, he had doubled four hearts in a panic, fearful of playing the hand in clubs, but even so he wouldn't have done it without six hearts, and that left no room for a diamond.

Where could H.H. find eleven tricks ?

It was easy enough to unblock the hearts by jettisoning the ace of hearts on the king of clubs, but that would only leave ten tricks-four hearts, four diamonds, the king of clubs and the ace of spades-and there was the further problem of drawing trumps, cashing the ace of spades and then getting over to dummy. And yet, without bringing in the hearts,

prospects would be gloomier still.

A blast of cold air sent a shiver down the spine. The Hog didn't seem to notice it. To the queen of clubs he followed low from dummy and ruffed with the queen of diamonds in his hand. The knave of diamonds followed, West ducking. Next came a low diamond and this time the Walrus had to go up with his king. If he ducked again, the Hog would lay down the ace of diamonds and leaving trumps alone, cash his winners, starting with the ace of spades on which he would discard a heart from the table. If the Walrus ruffed he would have to put dummy in with the king of clubs and the Hog would still have a trump left for dummy's second heart loser.

If the Walrus refused to ruff, the ace of spades would be followed by a low one, ruffed with dummy's last trump. Then would come the hearts.

So, at Trick 4, W.W. went up with the king of diamonds and con­tinued with a club to dummy's king.

Again the Hog could use this trick to unblock the hearts and again he would end up a trick short. And yet, if he didn't where would he go for tricks ?

"I wonder which sharp horn of the dilemma he will sit on," murmured Oscar.

The Hog stepped neatly between the two. To everyone's surprise he

ruffed the king of clubs with the ace of diamonds and led the two of diamonds, finessing against the nine of diamonds. This was the position.

♠ None

KQJ1032

108

♣ None

♠ None                                                  ♠ KQ
None                                                 987654
97                                                      None
♣ J98765                                               ♣ None

♠ A65432

A

2

♣ None

On the eight of diamonds the Toucan threw a heart, but the ten of diamonds applied the coup de grace. If he parted with another heart, the Hog would throw his ace of hearts and all dummy's hearts would be good. If he bared his king of spades the Hog would retain the ace of hearts as an entry and score all his spades.

There was no way out.

A bat squeaked piteously. A toad croaked. The owl hooted again on a low, melancholy note.

The Hog threw open the French windows. "You can all tell your master," he said defiantly, "that any time he wants a return match, I shall be ready."

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